I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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