I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Randomize