She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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