He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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