Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
