I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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