dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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