: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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