Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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