trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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