that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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