I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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