I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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