what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My vagina is very pro this idea
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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