Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Randomize