Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
