When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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