Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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