U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Randomize
