i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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