I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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