piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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