yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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