But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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