I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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