I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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