This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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