He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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