Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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