Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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