So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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