I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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