this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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