Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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