It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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