You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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