we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I need to calm my uterus...
Text me some of your sweat
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