hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
