Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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