i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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