This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
you never un-have a 4some
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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