You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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