Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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