We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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