Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You pole danced in your parka.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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