i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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