she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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