I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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