this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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