Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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