She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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