That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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