i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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